Monday, May 3, 2010

I love making me laugh.

Funny stuff at the office today. My boss and I argue ALL the time to the point that people say we sound like a crotchety old married couple. I think it's because I'm stubborn and opinionated and he really likes to argue. Add that to having worked for the dude for 7 years (in a month from today) and it's pretty much a recipe for some hilarious dialogue.

Here's what we talked about today. I edited some of the intermingled conversation, dental jargon, and a few pauses to add comic emphasis.

Me: "You know, if you call me young lady, I therefore have license to call you old man."
Dr. T: "How about calling me" *pauses to think* "Your Supreme Excellency."
Me: *trying not to gag on the holy pompous caught in my throat* "I'll call you Your Supreme Excellency when you call me Your Royal Highness, the Princess of Everything."
Other assistant in the office who walked by: "I'll call both of you a Royal Pain in the Neck."

Cue uproarious laughter.

Good times.


Chess said...

Ah work! Doesn't matter what job it is, if you've got awesome people aorund, it's the best job in the world!

Patrice said...

I have worked with a few of those pompous types before. Glad it's all in fun!

Marilyn said...

Well now, I think you are going to secretly miss him some day when you are allowed to move on in life!

Jessica said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Why can't you do that when i visit? I would have rolled on the floor laughing at you two. P.s. I don't think dr t is in my network :( We are probably going to have to change dentists.

jen said...